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Winner

Vorjak: "Liam darling, light of my life, saviour of the species...
I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I will not 
"unite" with a Taelon."
- Dieter

Runner Up

"Ha ha my army is bigger then yours"

- Katnight

The Rest Of The Batch

Ah, Vorjak, didn't you dare to fight me on your own again?
- Jo'ah
 
'Excuse me, but is there a bathroom near here? We've had a long trip.'
- Silenceatemycat
 
Didn't your mommy every teach you about sharing?
- Sak Boone
 
“A table for four please”
- Synod Leader
 
Vorjak: "I am Vor-j-ak. I bid you welcome."
- Dieter
 
Vorjak:" What do you mean I'm funny? Funny how? You mean the way
I talk? The way I dress? What? Funny how?!"
- Dieter
 
Vorjak:" Who do I have to kill for fun around here? My, my, my!
Such a lot of guns around here and so few Taelons left to kill."
- Dieter
 
Vorjak:" Liam, I guess that was your accomplice in that filthy Atavan energy pool?"
Liam:" No. That was just Zo'or. Not a friend..."
- Dieter
 
Vorjak: "What?! Da'an is my blind date?
Liam: What we're you thinking!"
- Dieter